Capra arestata pentru jaf armat

Si spunand 'capra' ma refer la o banda de hoti musculoşi cu ciorapi trasi peste cap si pocpoc-uri in mana. Ha. Iar am mintit. Cand spun 'capra' ma refer, paradoxal, la o capra... stiti voi: beheheeee, ţopa-ţopa si cornite.

Nu am fi avut parte de aceasta intamplare, daca Nigeria n-ar fi fost plina de creduli, dar iata, in Lagos ori nu s-au mai gasit suspecti, ori politia nu a mai avut chef sa caute, si au arestat capra.

Motivatia? Hotul s-ar fi transformat intr-o capra!!!!!!1111ONE!!!1 (Data viitoare cand vedeti o capra, stiti ce sa faceti!)

Pare ca o scena scoasa dintr-o parodie. Mai precis, din seria Discworld:

"And the legal precedents are clear. In the history of this city, gentlemen, we have put on trial at various times seven pigs, a tribe of rats, four horses, one flea and a swarm of bees. Last year a parrot was allowed as a prosecution witness in a serious murder case, and I had to arrange a witness protection scheme for it. I believe it is now pretending to be a very large budgerigar a long way away."
--- Terry Pratchett, The Truth